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Published 2009-09-28 09:35:26 in MODEL CITIZENS

HIT ME WITH THE LAUGHING STICK

What a difference a weekend makes. First, we vote for the dumbest of dumb blonde bimbos to become Miss Switzerland (I know, but over here it’s super big). Next, we arrest Oscar winning film director Roman Polanski. Yes, everyone is equal before the law, even though Polanski owns a chalet here and comes skiing regularly. What a soft cheese nation. Doesn’t exactly make you proud to be Swiss when the world hits you with the laughing stick.

Dear United States: you can take our huge harem of Ex-Miss Switzerlands (their main ambition is to attend Lee Strassberg anyway). We keep Polanski. Deal?

ps: if anyone knows of anyone else we should hand over to the U.S. please add.
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